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The chronicles of
Benjamin Hutchins.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

I have tried to make this page the oddest about page on the web. On the right you will see a series of questions and answers. People who visit my web site can ask any question they want, and I will answer it1. Below this paragraph I have a short about me section that I wrote. Below that you will find a detail list of general information. And finally, below the general information, you will find a timeline of my life. Please enjoy.

My name is Benjamin Hutchins. First off, I'd like to say I am not a designer. I am not the worst person for graphics design but I prefer not to do it at all. I am a software engineer. A coder. A keyboardist if you will. I can also work as a system's administrator for Linux systems and would be better at doing so than working as a designer.

Now that that is cleared up. How about something "About Me"? Well. I am a high schooler living with my father in Maine where winters are brutal and summers don't get any better. If you look on the a map of the United States you will see Maine is the 39th biggest states and we're the 11th smallest state by population. I like to describe Maine as a Hicksville2. To make it that much worse I have to live in a town that is so small it isn't even accounted for on the Maine Cities by Popluation records. I like to call my Hicksville2 of Hicksvilles3. known as Wateroboro my home.

So long and thanks for all the fish,
Benjamin Hutchins

Details
Name Ben(jamin)
Geek Name O-B(en[jamin])-1 Canobie Luke Skywalker Hutchins
Geekiness 39.84221%
Relationship Status Dual 2.8Ghz CPUs with 4gb RAM
School University of Missouri Center for Distance & Independent Study
Employer YourSolutions, L.L.C.
Work Title Software Engineer
Physical Location 192.168.0.25
Favorites
Ad Campaign Get a Mac
Animal Little Penguin (Tux) and Wildebeest (GNU)
I also like Lynxes and Pythons
Blog System Habari
Books Eragon, Eldest, Brisger, The Da Vinci Code, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Car Saab Aero X
Color Black
Computer Manufacturer Hardware: Apple | Price to Quality: Dell | Server: IBM
Gaming Console PC, then PlayStation 3
High-Def. Format Blu-Ray
Internet Protocol HTTP 1.1, SSH, XMPP
Mode of transport Space, Road
Operating System Personal: Ubuntu | Server: CentOS | Gaming: WindosXP
PC John Hodgman
Quotes "The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed Linux." - Unknown

"Do you have a working knowledge of quantum physics? Do you speak Klingon? Do you know any card tricks?" - Sheldon of The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon: So if a photon is directed trough a plane with two slits in it and either slits are observed it will not go trough both slits. If it's unobserved it will. However if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits it's target it won't have gone through both slits.
Leonard: Agreed, what's your point?
Sheldon: It's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-Shirt.
Search Engine Google
Song Someone To Love by Fountains of Wayne
Star Wars Movie Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith for graphics, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope for storyline
TV Show Heroes, The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother
Type of food Mexican
Timeline
Paleolithic era Humans learned to control fire.
1989 First elder sister by blood was born.
1991 Second elder sister by blood was born.
1992 Was born on November 1st.
1995 The '90s became filled with Boy Bands.
1996 Google was started as a research project.
1996 Beat the computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island."
1999 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace was released.
2000 The Boy Bands of the '90s died away from radios.
2001 Apple released first iPod generation.
2002 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones released.
2003 Moved to Maine.
2005 Got my first personal computer, a Dell Inspiron 2200 with upgraded 512MB RAM.
2008 Started self-taught schooling.
2008 Barack Obama was elected the President of the United States.
2008 Got my second personal computer, a Dell Latitude E6500 with an Intel Core 2 Duo T9600 2.80GHz 1066MHz 6M L2 Cache, 4GB RAM 800MHz, 250GB Hard Drive 7200RPM, Intel WiFi Link 5300 (802.11 a/g/n 3X3), Integrated VGA webcam with microphone, 8X DVD+/-RW and a 90W battery.

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1. Please keep all questions rated PG-13
2. A town occupied by people of lower-than-average intelligence
3. Towns occupied by people of lower-than-average intelligence